First off. Some son-of-a-bitch decided that it would be tons of fun to slam into my baby while I was on my way over to Julie’s house. “Wow, this chick in front of me seems like she really wants to be slammed into by my big ass truck,” I read minds, in case you didn’t know, and I swear to alla that is what this guy was thinking. Like seriously, what a dumbass.

Then, I pull over into a parking lot, really intending on being nice to the guy, cuz, well I’m just nice. So he comes over to my bumper to look at the damage. Tons of chipped paint and a cracked bumper, a few thousand dollars worth of damage is what we got for an estimate, and this bastard has the kahones to say “Well, that must’ve been there before.” Yes, I am a spoiled 16 year old, but I, for some strange reason, feel the need to not fix my beautiful mustang, and just drive it around fucked up, even though I have unlimited cash resources. Now does that really sound logical? And, this is the point where I went hog wild on this white trash mother fucker’s ass. I started squeaking up a storm and causing quite a commotion in the gas station. He took a few steps back from me at this point, and random dogs started barking at the high pitchedness of it all. Then, he says that he doesn’t want me to call the cops, so this fucker thinks that I am just some dumb orange-head and trys to write me a check (probably bad) for four hundred dollars. Then I called my “dad” to tell him about all of this. I had to hold the phone away from my ear because he was shouting profanities so loud in the direction of this cumguzzler who bashed me. Eventually I got all of this bastards info so that I could go and make a police report, except for one thing, I forgot to get his name. Yes, I am a dumbass.

Eventually I found out his name. It is Ken Kook. Should any of you ever meet a man named Ken Kook, kick him heard in the bean bags and say “That one was for Liz’s baby.” And then start praying that that was the Ken Kook who hit me.

But, eventually, I will get over against this travesty.

After that, Dave picked me up to go ova to our buddy’s house. Dude, this kid Chris is such a pimp. He like has whiter skin then me, yet he is the most blackest kid I know. He is soooo hardcore. Dave’s car is quite fun. It is basically a big computer on wheels, and everything like is all automated. So, I changed his calander to my birthday in 2082. I changed the time by a few hours. And I changed his odometer to read in kilometers per hour. I don’t think Dave is ever going to let me drive with him again. Bah, so we get over to Chris’s house to like work on some project thing I guess. And I was absolutely no help, I just kinda sat there. I guess that just wanted me there so that they could oogle me, since I am such a hot piece of eye candy. *starts laughing hysterically at the so not trueness of the previous statement* However, the night was not a total bust cuz I got to meet Chris’s dad.

This fine old specimen of a man was old enough to be my grandfather, and yet for some strange reason, all that was going through my mind was having hot old person sex with this man. Weird you say? Yes a bit. However, I could not get Dave or Chris to agree with me. I guess they just don’t go for older guys. Go fig.

Bah, well, the next day we got to file a lovely police report. That was a very tramatic experience. It was like I was living through the whole incident again. *starts crying* My baby didn’t deserve that, I miss her soooo much. *continues crying* That man didn’t come near me the whole time, I think that he was slightly disturbed by the low growls that I kept emitting throughout the whole hour that we were there. Yes, that might have slightly freaked him out. Ah, well. At least it’s over with, and we got a cute rental car, and I’ll have my baby back in tip-top shape sometime next week.

*sigh*

Oh, and before I got to do that lovely police report thing I got to fuck around with PePe a bit, which I really haven’t had much of a chance to do since I’ve been sick. So everybody say it with me. HOORAY!!!!! I’m betting that no one said it with me. *heart breaks*

Okey dokey. Today, field trip to MSU. I have had like seriously one of the best days ever. Like, the whole field trip kinda sucked, but I got to meet this cute kid named Alex, and he let me sit on his lap for a good half hour, and he listened to my insessent squeaking for most of that time, so I am gonna give a big thumbs up to him. And, and, and like I was going on my way back to the bus for the ride home, and like all of a sudden I see my friend Dan that I used to go to school with last year. And then I start shouting “Dan” and he’s all like “Liz.” And then he kinda pummeled me with a big bear hug into the bus. He’s a freshman there *romantic sigh* I’ve missed him like this much *spreads arms wide* We talked for a slight tad, but he was on the way to take finals and he was kinda late, so he couldn’t stay long. However, he is coming back in a week and I’ll get to see him then, so me be’s all super happy right now.

*jumps up and down*